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Paddy was driving through a shopping centre trying to find a car parking space, but was having no luck. So, he turns his thoughts to heaven and says "Father, if you can find me a space I swear I will never drink again and will be at church every Sunday for the rest of my life!" Suddenly, a car pulls out right in of him. Paddy turns his thoughts back to heaven and says, "Don't worry about it father- I found one!"