Irish Translation Forum

This is one for Collis:

In my local pub there hangs a sign:

Keep Ireland clean, throw your rubbish in England!

Méabh wrote:Keep Ireland clean, throw your rubbish in England!

I designed a nice graphic for that one

GHAHAHHAHHHHHA
MUHAHHAHHA

Hope nobody's from Kerry here, they may be thick but all that lamb and spuds sure makes you big.

A Kerryman attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Kerryman jokes in a row.
'Look', shouted the Kerryman, standing up in the audience,
'I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out'.
'Please sit down sir and be calm', said the ventriloquist, 'after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Kerrymen haven't got a sense of humour'.
'Hey, shut up you,' said the Kerryman, 'I'm talking to the wee fellow on your lap!'

Tiobraid Árann wrote:Hope nobody's from Kerry here, they may be thick but all that lamb and spuds sure makes you big.

I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that we're from Kerry

And I am the runt of my family at 6' 260 lbs

hehehehe

Breandán

K good, that was just my test run I got plenty more, most of them a lot more vulgar

Tiobraid Árann wrote:K good, that was just my test run I got plenty more, most of them a lot more vulgar

Grrr!

hehehe

im 6' too!
but only 127lbs... (hey im 14..)

arent there irish giants in irish mythology?
i think im related to one

Well, as you can tell from this cheesy pic taken while hiking, I am anything but a giant. I'm short




Breandán, who misses his goatie