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Maith thú!
You always amaze me when you tackle the massive ones like that! ![]() Tá mé ag foghlaim i gcónaí. With translations, it is best to wait for someone more adept than I to confirm.
_________________ Deb __________________________________ When the one man loves the one woman, and the one woman loves the one man, the very angels leave Heaven and come and sit in that house and sing for joy. |
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Doh!! I hate when that happenz. "Tá an saol mór lán den fhilíocht ag an té dar dual a thuigbheáil agus ní thráfaidh an tobar go deo na ndeor."
Seosamh Mac Grianna, Mo Bhealach Féin |
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Did I ever tell ye my techno geek joke on that kind of thing? Jesus and Satan were arguing and God became frustrated with all the bickering.
God said: Once and for all we will settle this feud. Both of ye will take a computer test, which I will administer. God gave the Lord and Satan brand new computers with the best technology. The rules of the test included that neither Jesus or Satan could use and power - divine, magic or otherwise - to accomplish the tasks of the test. God gave each of them tasks to perform: Troubleshooting problems, creating document, moving files, performing internet searches....
The test went on for an entire day. The final task was to create a presentation to debate which of the two, the Lord or Satan was most powerful. There was a two hour time limit on the task. They worked and worked. Just as God announced that the two hours were up, a thunderstorm arose and a lightening strike occurred that caused a power outage. Satan was complaining loudly about how he could not believe that God did not prevent the storm, how he had worked and worked and his argument was sure to have been far surperior to Jesus'.
All the while Jesus sat calmly, a slight smile on his face. This enraged Satan even more. He demanded to know why Jesus was not upset at having lost all of his work. To which Jesus replied, I did not lose my work, my argument is ready to be submitted.
Satan roared in anger, he said that certainly God must be showing favoritism and had allowed Jesus to use divine power to recreate his presentation. To which, God answered....... No, Lucifer, Jesus is not being shown any special consideration, you see, Jesus saves! Tá mé ag foghlaim i gcónaí. With translations, it is best to wait for someone more adept than I to confirm.
_________________ Deb __________________________________ When the one man loves the one woman, and the one woman loves the one man, the very angels leave Heaven and come and sit in that house and sing for joy. |
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