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October 14 2003, 18:45 PM
Méabh "Scríbhneoir d'Éigean" Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Location: Contae Uladh, Nua Eabhrac, S.A.M. Posts: 23,819	Quote This is one for Collis: In my local pub there hangs a sign: Keep Ireland clean, throw your rubbish in England! _________________ Dá fheabhas é an t-ól is é an tart a dheireadh. However good the drinking, thirst is how it ends.
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October 14 2003, 18:47 PM
Colleen75 "Laoch na nGael" Joined: 23 Aug 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 506	Quote Méabh wrote: Keep Ireland clean, throw your rubbish in England! I designed a nice graphic for that one Last edited by Colleen75 on October 14 2003, 18:56 PM; edited 1 time in total
October 14 2003, 18:48 PM
Conor "Aistritheoir Cíocrach" Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 16,127	Quote
October 14 2003, 19:39 PM
Collis the Armstrong "Gaeilgeoir" Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Location: New Jersey where everones irish Posts: 236	Quote GHAHAHHAHHHHHA MUHAHHAHHA _________________ Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde.
October 15 2003, 2:31 AM
Tiobraid Árann "Gaeilgeoir" Joined: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 192	Quote Hope nobody's from Kerry here, they may be thick but all that lamb and spuds sure makes you big. A Kerryman attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Kerryman jokes in a row. 'Look', shouted the Kerryman, standing up in the audience, 'I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out'. 'Please sit down sir and be calm', said the ventriloquist, 'after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Kerrymen haven't got a sense of humour'. 'Hey, shut up you,' said the Kerryman, 'I'm talking to the wee fellow on your lap!'
October 15 2003, 2:38 AM
breandan_ui_ciarraide "Laoch na nGael" Joined: 19 Sep 2003 Location: HHC/4th/112th AR (TX) Posts: 1,233	Quote Tiobraid Árann wrote: Hope nobody's from Kerry here, they may be thick but all that lamb and spuds sure makes you big. I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that we're from Kerry And I am the runt of my family at 6' 260 lbs hehehehe Breandán _________________ Breandán Spreading wisdom via repetitive application of the Cluebat -- I have never been formally taught and absorbed cussing and such growing up, so I'm good with insults, but wait for confirmation on everything else
October 15 2003, 2:40 AM
Tiobraid Árann "Gaeilgeoir" Joined: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 192	Quote K good, that was just my test run I got plenty more, most of them a lot more vulgar
October 15 2003, 3:18 AM
breandan_ui_ciarraide "Laoch na nGael" Joined: 19 Sep 2003 Location: HHC/4th/112th AR (TX) Posts: 1,233	Quote Tiobraid Árann wrote: K good, that was just my test run I got plenty more, most of them a lot more vulgar Grrr! hehehe _________________ Breandán Spreading wisdom via repetitive application of the Cluebat -- I have never been formally taught and absorbed cussing and such growing up, so I'm good with insults, but wait for confirmation on everything else
October 15 2003, 18:50 PM
Collis the Armstrong "Gaeilgeoir" Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Location: New Jersey where everones irish Posts: 236	Quote im 6' too! but only 127lbs... (hey im 14..) arent there irish giants in irish mythology? i think im related to one _________________ Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde.
October 15 2003, 19:02 PM
breandan_ui_ciarraide "Laoch na nGael" Joined: 19 Sep 2003 Location: HHC/4th/112th AR (TX) Posts: 1,233	Quote Well, as you can tell from this cheesy pic taken while hiking, I am anything but a giant. I'm short Breandán, who misses his goatie _________________ Breandán Spreading wisdom via repetitive application of the Cluebat -- I have never been formally taught and absorbed cussing and such growing up, so I'm good with insults, but wait for confirmation on everything else
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